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   messageicon I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!
←Rate | 01-16-2024 10:38 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies. Does listening to Taylor Swift songs actually help you deal with your tragic love lives?
←Rate | 10-02-2023 14:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Instagram... or as it should be called, "Insecure Bimbos With Daddy Issues and No Self-Respect."
←Rate | 09-16-2023 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone said: "what night is the dnc swimsuit comp?" I concur. Would love to see AOC in a swimsuit and ball gag. 🤣
←Rate | 08-04-2023 00:05 by punk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws
←Rate | 07-07-2023 08:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: If you're getting ready to go out in public with your wife, ask her, "Would you please put on some makeup?" This will help her understand that you are concerned with her appearance, and she will love you more for it.
←Rate | 05-08-2023 05:51 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have a crush on Ana Kournikova but love means nothing to her
←Rate | 04-12-2023 09:04 by Rickstar Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Trisha Yearwood hit song , She's in love with the boy has been renamed He, she , it , they is in love with the He, she , it , they.
←Rate | 04-08-2023 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love the three little pigs; Bacon, Ham, and Sausage!
←Rate | 04-04-2023 06:05 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: When you're away from your wife for a night, ignore all of her phone calls. This will cause her to miss you more while you're gone so that she'll love you more when you're home.
←Rate | 04-01-2023 07:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  



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