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   messageicon We buried our grandad with his exercise bike – he’s spinning in his grave.
←Rate | 12-11-2023 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Losing weight is a great idea except for two things. The eat right and exercise part.
←Rate | 03-06-2023 20:31 by Vito'sFugazzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming is good exercise, then explain whales.
←Rate | 01-18-2023 03:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get my exercise by pushing the limits of those around me.
←Rate | 10-04-2022 06:47 by UrMom Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about diet and exercise plans is the research phase. Which is why I stop there
←Rate | 08-18-2022 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning...
←Rate | 06-28-2022 17:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell in the floor.
←Rate | 06-21-2022 22:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those Diet and Exercise scams.
←Rate | 03-06-2022 17:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
←Rate | 08-31-2021 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a Pyramid Scheme to me.
←Rate | 03-28-2021 21:43 Comments (0)  



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