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   messageicon it wrong when your pubic hair is longer than your pubic?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mr. T and Flav O Flav had a baby and he is one of the Black Eyed Peas!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 22:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Doc would hurry up with that Flux Capacitor so we don't have to pay these ridiculous f&^kin' gas prices!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon God....if you give us back Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings or Freddie Mercury, we'll give You Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga in return, Amen!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 20:45 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate those skinny ass Barbie type girls that always says "I'm fat"!! I would love to go "not now but keep actin' like your actin' and you will be after those 7 kids you're gonna have" Anyone else feel this way??
←Rate | 03-04-2011 12:34 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Geez O pete's just legalize marijauna already...just for the simple fact that stoner's won't have anything else to talk about, ever!!
←Rate | 03-29-2011 09:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get arrested, do I have a good enough friend to come to my house and clear my browseer before they can obtain the search warrant??
←Rate | 03-31-2011 10:00 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rory's got a Tiger on his ass and he lookin like a Wildebeest!!
←Rate | 04-10-2011 16:04 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a kid about 4 - 7 years old with a mullet I can almost guarantee you there is a meth lab at his house and I would just like to go smack his parents!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't wear the label people give you!! They only know you're name and not your story and one day eventually some of them will end up having to kiss your ass!!
←Rate | 04-13-2011 19:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 12:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a mom or wife that is an awesome mother don't post it here....get ur lazy ass up and go tell her in person!!
←Rate | 05-08-2011 20:22 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have a game show called Survivor in America....you can win 1 million dollars for doing something for 2 weeks that most people on this planet call "life"!! It simply amazes me how spoiled, ungrateful and lazy we are!!
←Rate | 05-11-2011 14:11 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think an athiest has the right to listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey!! Go listen to "Nothing Happens When You Die" and whine on your message boards!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:22 by urboyblue Comments (2)  


   messageicon I got a funny cigarette and a $2 bottle of wine and a beautiful blonde with me tonight!! Life can't get no sweeter!!
←Rate | 05-14-2011 19:55 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor tried...BUT it is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the rapture is Saturday...I hope the Lord knows that I was listening to the preacher while colorin'
←Rate | 05-19-2011 20:37 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am either going to hell or the rapture was a hoax!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:26 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can you buy movies at Walmart with nude scenes in them and can't by a CD with cussin??
←Rate | 05-26-2011 21:09 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip #392: Don't ever, ever start an argument with your wife with "Your f**kin' mother"......
←Rate | 05-31-2011 11:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


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