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   messageicon So my boss told me I was well rounded this morning... I didnt know whether to thank him.. or punch his lights out..
←Rate | 08-10-2010 09:38 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon ahhh! The life of an overworked Zombie
←Rate | 09-08-2010 21:25 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just some helpful advice.. If someone shows up at your job with a camera crew and says they are doing a documentary about your job... you're probably on an episode of Undercover Boss..
←Rate | 09-20-2010 19:43 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when the doctor tells me I'm going to feel a slight sensation... *shudder*
←Rate | 09-27-2010 14:31 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking a trip to the "far side" today.. Yes.. I am going to Wal-Mart..
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:12 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I get pissed, SLAM the door, storm out of the house.. then realize I have to go back in for my car keys..
←Rate | 10-27-2010 10:12 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon resisting the new profile page.. Read the signs people! Today, your profile page.. tomorrow the world!
←Rate | 12-11-2010 12:55 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna have to go fight the holiday crowds at Wal-Mart. hmm.. Long Bow or Broad Sword?
←Rate | 12-20-2010 10:35 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I would have got a new cell phone from Santa this year.. This rotary texting is really a drag.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 20:31 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made your butt crack up and down because if it were sideways, when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubufubufbufbufbuf
←Rate | 01-15-2011 10:51 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just spent my Saturday watching commercials on AMC interupted by 10 minutes segments of movie..
←Rate | 01-15-2011 14:55 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could be as enthusiastic about life as my dog is about the arrival of the mail man..
←Rate | 01-18-2011 13:15 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the politcal climate in America today, all "Target" stores will be changing their names to "Objective"
←Rate | 01-19-2011 13:48 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sonny Corleone would still be alive today if he'd had a pike pass.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:22 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in.. Governor Mary Fallin has just signed legislation naming the penguin as the new State Bird of Oklahoma...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:57 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just turned the news on and they were talking about Justin Beiber getting a haircut. Really? The world is going to hell in a hand basket.. but Justin Beiber got a haircut.. Who gives a rip??
←Rate | 02-23-2011 12:18 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what if we find out tha Charlie Sheen has been right all along, and the rest of us have been wrong?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:30 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon People please!! It's not the end of the world. It's just the beginning of a new, glowing, ticking kind of world..
←Rate | 03-18-2011 13:30 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon just caught a glimpse of the supermoon coming from behind the clouds.. It looked like..... the moon!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 23:45 by timboss Comments (0)  


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