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   messageicon wondering...have you ever felt like a fire hydrant and all your friends were dogs?
←Rate | 12-08-2009 14:56 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing...I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go....
←Rate | 12-10-2009 07:35 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says if you want to feel skinny, hang out with a group of fat people.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 11:51 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories
←Rate | 12-17-2009 12:44 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
←Rate | 12-18-2009 22:43 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks a foolish husband gives his wife an old piano. A wise husband gives her an upright organ!
←Rate | 12-22-2009 07:51 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
←Rate | 12-22-2009 22:07 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
←Rate | 12-25-2009 17:46 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids
←Rate | 12-30-2009 13:42 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.
←Rate | 01-02-2010 13:03 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to think of the word "Politics". Poly means "many" and "ticks" are blood sucking creatures.
←Rate | 01-04-2010 21:02 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon annoyed that he can't play UNO. The Mexican's keep stealing my green cards.
←Rate | 01-07-2010 10:05 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
←Rate | 01-19-2010 21:16 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found out that Lindsey Vonn had her gold medal taken away by Obama. The reason is that he is going down hill faster than she did.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 10:00 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to remember the "Golden Rule"....whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
←Rate | 05-05-2010 09:30 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon “We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing”
←Rate | 05-08-2010 22:11 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 08:28 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
←Rate | 05-13-2010 10:21 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon my cross-eyed teacher has a hard time keeping his pupils straight.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 22:09 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves long walks...especially when taken by people who annoy me.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:26 by mullerman Comments (0)  



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