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   messageicon Bummer about Yahoo losing market share. You can read more about it at Google News.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 08:37 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon read a Chinese newspaper at lunch. After I was done, I felt the need to read another newspaper.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 12:14 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the Amsterdam smoke shops should begin limiting marijuana consumption to the Nigerians that are about to board planes heading to Detroit.
←Rate | 12-28-2009 07:54 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon just ate a Beefy 5 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell for lunch. A guy that works there gives them to me for $0.89 each. He must like me or something.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 15:05 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.
←Rate | 01-14-2010 08:15 by marymc Comments (2)  


   messageicon to honor MLK's memory, how about a day OF work for everybody this year?
←Rate | 01-17-2010 19:54 by marymc Comments (1)  


   messageicon believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar
←Rate | 01-20-2010 17:03 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes everyone involved in the Global Warming debate would all just Chill Out.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 07:30 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 08:37 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 07:14 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon read that Toyota is asking all Prius owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 09:55 by marymc Comments (1)  


   messageicon loves to watch Men's iceskating - once every four years.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 22:30 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon watched the Olympic snowboard competition last night. Woke up with a sore back.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 07:12 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard that results of a new study finds that two-thirds of Americans believe that torture is sometimes justified. Ahhh, so that helps explain why The Bachelor is still on the air.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 07:26 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon read that during his press conference today, Tiger Woods will not be taking any questions or phone numbers.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 08:40 by marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks directing a few airplanes at JFK would be child's play.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 19:41 by Marymc Comments (5)  


   messageicon would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 09:35 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:52 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:53 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:12 by Marymc Comments (0)  



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