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   messageicon Here's what's happened in Wisconsin. The people who earn the money to pay these public sector workers -- for the first time -- have somebody representing them.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 17:58 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:00 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:01 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama promised change, then he changed the promise..
←Rate | 03-23-2011 15:39 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm selling Royal Wedding barf bags for anyone else who is nauseous from seeing every sickening detail on TV.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 09:17 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk to keep track of..
←Rate | 06-03-2011 10:05 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are $14 trillion in debt. To understand how much money that is, imagine grocery shopping at Whole Foods every day of the month.
←Rate | 07-28-2011 12:06 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is losing support from his own party. In fact Jimmy Carter just compared him to Jimmy Carter.
←Rate | 07-28-2011 18:37 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama advising the Europeans on dept reduction is like asking Bernie Madoff manage your investment portfolio.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:22 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends don't let friends decorate drunk!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 14:18 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they take the fighting out of hockey, that's it! I'm still not watching it..
←Rate | 01-27-2012 20:18 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to clean the kitchen this morning, started with the last of the rum cake. Cleaned that right up. Decided that was enough cleaning for today..
←Rate | 03-06-2012 11:46 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is everyone pinching me today?
←Rate | 03-17-2012 21:24 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama recently released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 21:51 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ron Artest - Metta World Peace, that's his name now, only gets a 7 game suspension for cheap shot in the NBA. Do we live in a society that rewards bad behavior? What's next, an endorsement for elbow macaroni?
←Rate | 04-25-2012 18:52 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nearly 2 million DEAD Americans are still registered to vote... Therefore, President Obama might LITERALLY be reelected over our DEAD bodies!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 12:31 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 13:08 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 14:20 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon How in the Hell does Hillary Clinton get a concussion when she's been ducking everything??
←Rate | 12-19-2012 17:41 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're Now Aware That You Can't Say.. "IRISH WRISTWATCH"
←Rate | 03-17-2013 09:49 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


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