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   messageicon Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!
←Rate | 06-12-2010 09:50 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????
←Rate | 06-12-2010 09:51 by greg2missy Comments (3)  


   messageicon my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked
←Rate | 06-12-2010 10:24 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!
←Rate | 06-15-2010 17:41 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!
←Rate | 06-15-2010 17:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Adam should have spent more than just a rib......Just saying...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 22:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse".....
←Rate | 06-16-2010 22:45 by greg2missy Comments (4)  


   messageicon If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 17:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
←Rate | 06-30-2010 23:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2010 20:06 by greg2missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Want World Peace?? Replace oxygen with Helium. Who could stay mad at someone that sounds like a Chipmunk?!?
←Rate | 07-11-2010 10:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing I knew all my Facebook friends....Some seem pretty cool...Sure hope I meet them someday....
←Rate | 07-22-2010 08:56 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn't have to wear a dress.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 16:49 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 10:53 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya think Vampires eat Tampons like Cotton Candy????
←Rate | 08-11-2010 21:47 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoping my dead grandma isn't watching EVERYTHING I do.....She would be pretty dissapointed in me!!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 20:08 by greg2missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon I heard there was a perfect woman at every corner of the world....Unfortunately, the world is ROUND!!!!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 20:08 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK...I have 20 Bowls and 20 Lids...Not NONE of the dang things match!!
←Rate | 09-09-2010 19:25 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 words have opened alot of doors for me....Push and Pull....
←Rate | 09-12-2010 13:06 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that's what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
←Rate | 09-14-2010 15:13 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


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