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   messageicon If the colts go 0 and 14 should we rest are starters for the playoffs?
←Rate | 11-23-2011 04:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon still rockin the kids table!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 11:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon a man is like a tile floor. lay him right and you can walk on him for 30 years
←Rate | 11-23-2011 12:03 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my thong is trying to get to 5th base
←Rate | 11-26-2011 14:23 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make a Rosetta Stone that helps men understand what the heck women are actually trying to say.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 19:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Gay picnic once , the music was good , decorations were just lovely . The Beer was cold , hamburgers were just delicious but the hot dogs tasted like crap .
←Rate | 11-27-2011 15:27 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending to be a pleasant person all day is EXHAUSTING!!!
←Rate | 11-29-2011 02:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies
←Rate | 12-09-2011 02:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 02:15 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Year Old: Mommy, was daddy ever inside you like I was? Wife: Yes. But only for a minute... two tops. Me: ...
←Rate | 12-16-2011 02:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you soft Kitty or smelly cat?
←Rate | 12-16-2011 18:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet
←Rate | 12-19-2011 03:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon it took me 8 months to teach thee tubby one to say row
←Rate | 12-20-2011 02:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon so....I almost got beat up in jail last night !....my family takes Monopoly very seriously....
←Rate | 12-21-2011 02:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
←Rate | 01-05-2012 02:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever take a poop so big your pants fit better!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 11:00 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon its saturday and cartoons are on!
←Rate | 01-07-2012 08:38 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon No peace at home = no piece at home.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 02:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever take a couple of ibuprofen just in case?
←Rate | 01-10-2012 10:37 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "There should be a body shop called Auto Correct."
←Rate | 01-12-2012 11:26 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


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