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   messageicon forecast for tonight? Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 19:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beyonce might be hot but underneath all that hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 19:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon this chick 'Beyonce' lost her phone today She said its on silent. I was like, "If you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it!"
←Rate | 12-05-2011 18:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can hear my loving wife and kids scream at each other about who got chocolate on our couch while I try to hang myself in the bedroom.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 20:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..
←Rate | 12-05-2011 20:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎‎(o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love
←Rate | 12-06-2011 00:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (O_o) (-_-) (-_-) <-- Me & my boys. Don't talk to Bob, he's on Ecstasy"
←Rate | 12-06-2011 01:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."
←Rate | 12-06-2011 10:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOOK LEFT ------------------------> you failed.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 15:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout. Black parents: Get ur ass in ur room before I punch you in the throat!
←Rate | 12-06-2011 23:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
←Rate | 12-08-2011 10:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:13 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
←Rate | 12-09-2011 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big girls take photos from the neck up.
←Rate | 12-10-2011 18:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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