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   messageicon believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching a good movie but doesn't know why people put sex on DVDs
←Rate | 04-09-2011 22:08 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:43 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden's wife has just changed her FB staus to single
←Rate | 05-12-2011 10:12 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog
←Rate | 07-20-2011 19:36 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon about to give $$$ to a homeless peddler....until his I-Phone went off.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 11:53 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothings more horrifying than when you do an early flush and then start to feel wetness.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:00 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: In a new Marital Sex Survey, women have reportedly faked all their answers ....
←Rate | 11-13-2011 08:15 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon doubling his calorie intake to gain weight, and all this is doing is making me drop quatros instead of dueces.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:18 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon it looks like the word "horseplay" has taken on a whole new meaning and has been essentialy ruined for life...thanks Sandscumsky
←Rate | 11-16-2011 19:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Target: please fire your ad agency. That crazy blonde lady in red is annoying and will probably bring your sales way down. Call an audible and hire Walmart's
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:39 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon multi-directional urinating and it all landed safely at sea....gonna be a good day!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 05:10 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are one, 'stop being a procrastinator' should take precedence over all other resolutions. Starting tomorrow.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 05:05 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you Tom Brady for showing the world that you have way more GOD given talent than Tebow!
←Rate | 01-15-2012 10:16 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian Wants To Experience Tebow Time?!?! No, Kimmy, Tebow cannot restore your virginity.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 05:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you change your status to "in a relationship", it must last longer than a Kim Kardashian marriage.
←Rate | 02-01-2012 05:25 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama should use enhanced interrogation techniques on Newt to find out where the secret "bring the price of gas down to $2.50/gallon" lever is.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 05:07 by Bob Comments (0)  


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