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   messageicon went to a karaoke bar that had no 70's songs. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still technically on the list.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:45 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, so it's ok for Superman to wear his underpants on the outside but not me? Sometimes I don't even know why I bother showing up to court anymore.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:45 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Came home to find all the doors and windows open and everything gone..what kind of sick person would do that to someone's advent calendar??
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:47 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates double standards. If a chick bangs a bunch of dudes, she's a slut. If a guy does it, he's a homosexual.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:49 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's Resolution? 1080p.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 00:55 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon undefeated at BattleShip. Mostly because I stack my ships on top of one another.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:48 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon admits that the Nazis were terrible, but look on the bright side: At least we got some awesome Indiana Jones movies out of it.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:49 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone ever tell those kids how to get to sesame street?
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:50 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a fun drinking game. Every time somebody says "you can't drink alcohol in the office" I have to down a shot.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:51 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by both men as well as women.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:55 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my friends with short attention spans,
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon that money can't buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you beers to drink in the shower.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:59 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay Ground hogs day is on TV. Yay ground hogs day is on TV.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 21:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook needs to add "still bangin my ex" as a relationship status option
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:06 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon An optimist is the dude who yells out "Wet t-shirt contest!" during the sinking of the Titanic.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon come up with a new drink: Nyquil on the rocks. It's for when you feel sick but still want to be social.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going through my friends list and deleting every 5th person because statistically speaking, they have an STD.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:12 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon if this toaster thinks setting 3 is "burn to a crisp and light on fire", I don't even want to know what setting 6 does.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much face would a facebook book if a facebook could book face?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


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