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   messageicon leting his eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
←Rate | 05-26-2009 01:58 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 07:32 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon the world may be falling apart around you, but as long as you're wearing Miley Cyrus merchandise you'll be alright.
←Rate | 01-10-2010 11:37 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant staring at a pack of dogs.
←Rate | 01-14-2010 19:16 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon it takes a lot of balls to golf like I do
←Rate | 01-24-2010 16:23 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon 36 medals for team USA thats 3 dozen reasons we are the best
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:00 by Tyler Comments (2)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco De Drinko
←Rate | 05-05-2010 11:17 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this rag smell like Chloroform?
←Rate | 09-08-2010 11:56 by Tyler Comments (1)  


   messageicon what you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 00:25 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are at a 50 shades of grey movie when instead of handing out 3d glasses they hand out condoms
←Rate | 02-13-2015 08:08 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just enrolled in college to be divorce lawyer and become a millionaire since gay marriage is now legal
←Rate | 06-26-2015 17:11 by TYLER Comments (0)  



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