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   messageicon My dishwasher broke. Anyone knows where I should take her and get her fixed?
←Rate | 06-15-2017 20:33 by TROLLMASTER Comments (1)  

   messageicon I told a girl in the grocery store that she drew her eyebrows on way to high. She just stood there with a surprised look on her face.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 19:56 by Trollmaster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a coffee table in my house. It's decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
←Rate | 10-08-2017 08:44 by Trollmaster Comments (0)  

   messageicon My dog Max has a problem with chasing people on a bike. It finially reached a point yesterday where I had to take his bike away.
←Rate | 10-08-2017 08:58 by Trollmaster Comments (0)  


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