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   messageicon That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:41 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:44 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:48 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 21:48 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 Universe, 8 Planets, 7 Continents, 809 Islands, 204 Countries, and I had the privilege of meeting you.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 21:51 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 
←Rate | 04-04-2011 22:27 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon When do you think Snooki gonna realize that she's a GRENADE?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:08 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only person I'm better than is the person I was yesterday.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 20:58 by Surge yarmolyuK Comments (0)  


   messageicon your teeth are like the stars - yellow and far away from eachother
←Rate | 04-29-2011 21:10 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"
←Rate | 05-26-2011 07:07 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 22:54 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
←Rate | 06-04-2011 22:56 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:14 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:05 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:07 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:15 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she'd probably make an outfit out of them.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 14:08 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"
←Rate | 06-09-2011 08:01 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:09 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


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