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   messageicon Nice Legs What time do they open?
←Rate | 03-25-2010 21:53 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shake N' Bake
←Rate | 09-18-2010 09:42 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED
←Rate | 01-18-2011 14:51 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon this one sucks.. keep scrolling
←Rate | 02-16-2011 14:20 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:23 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole...
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:31 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead??
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:35 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they always staff the slowest cashier at the express lanes at Walmart??
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:55 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon wake me up when September ends
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:07 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...
←Rate | 01-23-2017 12:01 by Sharpie Comments (0)  


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