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   messageicon Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:04 by Seddy90 Comments (2)  


   messageicon "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:11 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
←Rate | 03-27-2010 20:50 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 16:42 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
←Rate | 03-31-2010 20:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is coming ... and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 12:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever hear stories of people you have never seen before and you create an image of what they look like and when you finally see them you kind of get disappointed or weirded out that they don't look like what you imagined?
←Rate | 04-06-2010 16:01 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
←Rate | 04-07-2010 09:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a woman last night who said she would take me to heaven for $50. Damn these religious fanatics and their annoying fund-raising scams
←Rate | 06-06-2010 01:50 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 14:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
←Rate | 01-27-2011 14:29 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up like Batman & The Joker.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:05 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ladies, Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes... Sincerely Gentlemen!
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:37 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She would rather have a best friend for a lifetime, then a boyfriend for a week...
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Babe is it in?" "Yeah" "Is it hurting?" "Uh-huuh" "Let me put it in slowly" "It still hurts!" "Ok let's try another shoe size"
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 2012 does begin to happen we'll just have Kanye interrupt it.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 09:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Mom, I can watch TV and be on the computer.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That mini-heart attack when you miss one step at the stairs.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 03:56 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


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