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   messageicon Wishes he was a white crayon, so no one would use me...
←Rate | 10-10-2009 21:16 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting
←Rate | 11-11-2009 13:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
←Rate | 12-17-2009 07:54 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoying a nice bottle of vintage DayQuil '09. The texture is like honey, taste like crap with touch of lemon
←Rate | 12-28-2009 18:07 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're just gonna quit going to the gym in a couple weeks then please don't pack the gyms now. thanks!
←Rate | 01-04-2010 15:59 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....
←Rate | 01-15-2010 14:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon too bad the minn didnt win...i wanted to see favre get a ring this year....but ok well...you brett...go ahead and retire now for and come back b4 the start of next year...
←Rate | 01-25-2010 14:01 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Studies have found that, on average, a man thinks about sex once every tits seconds!
←Rate | 02-10-2010 14:27 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please dont poke me if you a guy...Thx!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 16:26 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon there are plenty of fish in the sea, too bad i'm a shark...
←Rate | 02-18-2010 14:52 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... well for girls its " Why buy the whole pig, when all ur gonna get is a lil sausage...
←Rate | 02-19-2010 11:42 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I serve my "fck you's" with a smile. It just has a better effect that way. Don't you think?
←Rate | 02-24-2010 12:22 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon FAT CHICKS ARE LIKE MOPEDS, THERE ARE FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU RIDIN ONE.....
←Rate | 03-03-2010 22:19 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand you got your swag on, but could you walk a lil faster...?
←Rate | 03-07-2010 15:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 14:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont have an attitude you just get on my damn nerves....
←Rate | 03-09-2010 10:57 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon IT ME OR WHENEVER YOU PULL OUT A PACK OF GUM EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY YOUR FRIEND??
←Rate | 03-09-2010 14:30 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk...
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


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