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   messageicon wishes the voices in his head would quit singing off-key
←Rate | 12-14-2008 21:33 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's friend was hit by a Dodge, which he/she found both funny and ironic.
←Rate | 03-26-2009 22:19 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...
←Rate | 04-15-2009 04:36 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week
←Rate | 04-21-2009 11:57 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes his lawn was emo, then maybe it would cut itself.
←Rate | 05-06-2009 12:54 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if people who use sign language are allowed to talk with their mouth full....
←Rate | 06-15-2009 13:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon says it's been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom....
←Rate | 06-16-2009 12:19 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to wear underwear on the outside of his clothes tomorrow to see if people assume he's crazy, or a superhero.
←Rate | 06-18-2009 03:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the fine people at Aleve are very wise indeed. For headaches, take two Aleve, and keep away from children.
←Rate | 07-04-2009 13:29 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why, if you send someone a fruit basket, you are thoughtful. If I mailed someone an orange and a banana, they'd wonder, "What the hell is wrong with that guy?"
←Rate | 09-27-2009 13:28 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when you go down to get a midnight snack and get excited to find some treasure in the fridge, only to have your hopes and dreams dashed by the treasure being so far past it's expiration date that only Ashton Kutcher would be interested...
←Rate | 04-17-2010 12:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:05 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon woke up my wife this morning. She started feeling my face with her eyes closed. I asked her what she's doing and she said "Looking for the off button."
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:06 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has just suggested I poke my wife . . . Yeah good one facebook . . . Been trying for weeks . .
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:08 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " I said "i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!"
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:09 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people steal my ideas before I think of them.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:10 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks work is becoming a nice little break from Facebook.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:09 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:13 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:18 by RON Comments (0)  



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