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   messageicon A woman needs to be a maid int he living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom for a happy marriage. I have decided to concentrate on the bedroom and hire the other two...
←Rate | 03-02-2010 18:42 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why when the best actors are chosen by actors it is called the Oscars, but when the best actors are chosen by regular people it is called an election.
←Rate | 03-07-2010 12:39 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon didn't mean to accept your friend request. This is the last status you will read.
←Rate | 03-07-2010 12:40 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon working today to stamp out, eliminate and erradicate redundancy...
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:21 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why is it that when someone wants to give me advice they "put their two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts". Where is that second penny going? I think I might be getting ripped off...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 09:57 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if I get stopped for speeding in a Toyota can I tell the officer I had a "Prius-exisiting condition?"
←Rate | 03-16-2010 21:35 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Obama may just get into the Guiness Book of World records for "Most People Screwed in a Single Day"...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 17:47 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you follow your heart, you will eventually end up in your chest cavity.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:01 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed, you will never make it to second.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:02 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes should have been part of the Health Care Bill. I could then have developed a serious case of anal glaucoma and I would be too stoned to care about all the money this is going to cost us.
←Rate | 03-25-2010 23:58 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why I can put my "two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts." I suspect I might be getting ripped off...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:21 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon for every husband who says that his wife cannot take a joke, he should remember that she took him...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:30 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all of my FB friends: I love you all and you are fabulous! Except for you #78; you are just an ass. You know who you are so don't even try to fake the funk...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:38 by QueenBee404 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Farmville? Fishville? I want to play Margaritaville. All I need is: 1800 Tequila, a pop-top and a woman to blame. But if I don't get them, I know it is my own damn fault.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:41 by QueenBee404 Comments (1)  


   messageicon saw a car today that had a sticker that said "Americans never forget". Then I remembered that Hiliary Clinton is Secretary of State so obviously we do...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:43 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why if vegetarian food is so great, everything they make is "turkey flavored" this or "chicken flavored" that.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:48 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:50 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon an alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:54 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon working on my taxes and has come to the conclusion that taxation WITH respresentation is not that great either...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 00:00 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


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