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   messageicon It is hard to believe someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in their place.
←Rate | 04-26-2010 15:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it
←Rate | 04-27-2010 16:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders how different the world would be if bad and stupid people came with warning labels
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:32 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to find East Virgina on any of the maps he is looking at
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:33 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:33 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out this morning that frying bacon while naked may not be as good of an idea as it sounds!
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:34 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:37 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon too avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:38 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (1)  


   messageicon disappointed that 25% of prostitutes use Facebook to solicit clients and not a single one has ever contacted him!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon after all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:23 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't get why sex is often referred to as 'sleeping with someone'. Do it right and neither one of you will be getting much sleep that night.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:44 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes The Walking Dead, but there is way too much character development and not enough character devourment.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:46 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon avoids going to museums for fear he will get stuck overnight when everything comes alive.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:47 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is always a good idea to know someone's giving-to-receiving ratio before dating them.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 14:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are going to have loud sex, make sure the guy isn't the loudest one.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 17:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


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