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   messageicon thanks to all of my fb friends, for without them, I would never know when the work week ends.
←Rate | 07-31-2009 20:04 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..muscles needed to make your face frown when someone is a moron to you-42. Muscles needed to extend arm and slap said person-4. You do the math...
←Rate | 08-30-2009 03:37 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW!
←Rate | 08-31-2009 09:20 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place
←Rate | 09-23-2009 00:29 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency
←Rate | 09-29-2009 01:43 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians
←Rate | 10-01-2009 01:16 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook-The only place where married men can poke multiple hotties and stay married.
←Rate | 10-07-2009 09:20 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if the local Palm Reader that went out of business saw it coming?
←Rate | 10-20-2009 20:18 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon saving the planet by tailgating his Silverado behind a Prius.
←Rate | 10-22-2009 20:42 by Piney Comments (0)  



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