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   messageicon wondering why people with hundreds of friends on FB are spending their time on FB and not with one of them instead.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 08:29 by nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Farmville......Fishville??? Are you serious??? Just wake me up when they launch "Margaritaville"......I'll be there:)
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:13 by nunthewizr Comments (2)  


   messageicon Today is National, "I Really Don't Give a $hit" Day". 92% of FB Users won't post this to their profile status, will you or don't you give a $hit either?
←Rate | 02-24-2010 16:53 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks my OCD is getting worse. Did I hit post? Wait a minute , did I even type it yet? I'm pretty sure I hit post but am not sure. Yeah, I did. Well, maybe I didn't. I better double-check. Yeah, I did. No, I didn't. Dang!!! What was I going to post again
←Rate | 02-26-2010 16:09 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my OCD is getting worse. Did I hit post? Wait a minute, did I even type it yet? I'm pretty sure I hit post but am not sure. Yeah, I did. Well, maybe I didn't. I better double-check. Yeah, I did. No, I didn't. Dang!!! What was I going to post again
←Rate | 02-27-2010 07:42 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon The inventor of the "Bumpit" made millions selling that hair accessory to women. I'm going to invent the "F**kit" and market it to women for those bad hair days.
←Rate | 03-11-2010 09:42 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just out of curiousity....Does anyone know how to get blood out of clothes??? Better yet, carpet??? Thanks!!!
←Rate | 03-16-2010 18:41 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wishing I was still in Grade School:( Miss taking naps in the middle of the day, snack time and recess. The part I miss the most is when you were bad, that hot middle aged Teacher spanked you with her wooden paddle.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 07:41 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could be like Jeff Probst from Survivor. I'd love to walk into a Shift Briefing at work and say,"The Tribe Has Spoken"!!! Then walk over and extinguish their torch and tell them to pack their belongings and get the @#$% out!!!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:36 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was I the only one creeped out by watching, "The Time Travelers Wife"??? Nude adult male in the woods.....Six year old girl??? Just a little weird for a movie.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:37 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to all my FB Friends, for once again, reminding me it's Friday. This is also FB Spring Cleaning Weekend. Time to remove all the apps, polls, fan pages, pictures and friends you just don't need or want anymore.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 12:56 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your children come up to you after a minor incident and say," This is the worst day of my life!!!" Just look at them.....smile......and say, "You haven't seen anything yet".
←Rate | 03-29-2010 19:36 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working on the art of the classic "Farmer Blow" technique. Figure I can save a lot of money on tissues with allergy season here.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 07:48 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watched my first Baseball Game of the year and can't understand why they sing, "Take Me Out to the Ballpark"? Duh......aren't you already at the ballpark if you're singing that song???
←Rate | 04-05-2010 11:20 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ever wonder if you ordered something online, forget what you ordered and get mad because it still hasn't came yet?
←Rate | 04-08-2010 09:10 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you first start dating a girl, they say to look at their Mother to see how they'll look as they age. However.....I feel very judgmental when their Mother is practically the same age as I am:)
←Rate | 05-12-2010 21:36 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The grass may be greener on the other side, but you'll eventually have to mow it:)
←Rate | 05-20-2010 09:23 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon iF YoU tyPE LiKE ThiS, YoU'rE prOBAblY tOo YoUNG To bE oN fACebOoK.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 21:12 by nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's say you were to date someone for a few months and then they told you that they were actually " married". Is that considered good news or bad news?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 10:24 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think when whoever invented the Bong, a black light appeared over their head....
←Rate | 06-16-2010 18:16 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


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