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   messageicon I Absolutely hate when my touch screen touches things I had no intention of touching.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:17 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know how to spell, so why do my words make no sense when I try to verbally spell something for a friend?!
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:20 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did girls do with a 174 picture photo album of a night out before Facebook?
←Rate | 11-27-2011 04:21 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No Cyndi Lauper...you're so very wrong. Girls don't just wanna have fun...they want a whole lotta sh!t. Christmas blows. Sincerely - A broke boyfriend.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 00:42 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the words "epic" and "swag" must be abolished at some point. But then again Snoop Dogg has epic swag.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 00:54 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine if people were punished like dogs and had our noses rubbed in wrong doings? "Aw man, forgot to take out the trash" Welp, untie that bag and get your face in there. Look at him, he knows what he did.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 01:06 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone should come up with a cell phone charger extention cord.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:48 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can everyone have the "best gf/bf in the world" on Facebook? I'm pretty sure someone is lieing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 20:11 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I f*cked a fat chick in an elevator...it was wrong on so many levels.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:20 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon During sex you burn as many calories as running 8kms. Who the f*ck runs 8kms in 30 seconds?!
←Rate | 12-25-2011 01:03 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 21:59 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think aussies were the first to jerk off into a sock. How else would they come up with the boomerang?
←Rate | 02-21-2012 02:05 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life sucks I sit back and enjoy the head
←Rate | 02-21-2012 19:15 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my pen!s and asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 20:48 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


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