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←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:23 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:34 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "A minute can seem such a long time . . . depending on which side of the bathroom door your on :)
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:38 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Hot!!
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:51 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon she was my cream, and I was her coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.....
←Rate | 12-02-2009 00:31 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gotta [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to make you Holler
←Rate | 12-28-2009 10:04 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gray hair is God's Graffiti.... Then the Big Guy's been scribbling all over my melon like a newbie gang initiate.
←Rate | 01-31-2010 15:18 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:05 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:07 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you realize that a fine is a tax for doing wrong and a tax is a fine for doing well?
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:08 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does power cleaning the whole house in 6 hours qualify for a medal in the Olympics today? just askin'....
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:09 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:10 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon LENO GIVER - When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which stinks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor." He's a leno giver"
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:11 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got a brand new attitude, and I'm gonna wear it tonight
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:12 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:36 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then-we elected them.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:39 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not an old movie if you haven't seen it.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:40 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Enjoy life and don't think about it. There's nothing we can do but have fun with what time we have.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 01:13 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  



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