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   messageicon If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway
←Rate | 01-27-2012 11:01 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think
←Rate | 01-27-2012 11:21 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
←Rate | 01-27-2012 12:03 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Todays forcast is sarcastic with a 60% chance of STFU!! Now to Bob with sports....
←Rate | 01-27-2012 13:40 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wine is constant proof that God loves us & loves to see us happy:)
←Rate | 01-27-2012 13:46 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sweet as heaven, hot as hell, born to tease, taught to please!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 13:48 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 13:58 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had better look like your profile picture or your buying me drinks till you do!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:03 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patience is not a virtue! Its a gift. I'm not gifted!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:14 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Said to herself "Self", and I knew it was me cause I recongized my own voice & was wearing my underwear "you should really make me another rum & coke"!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:21 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon uuuggg one of these days I would like to wake up independantly wealthy so I can go back to bed!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:24 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:27 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:29 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Like my Job on my day's off, I LOVE my job on paydays!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:31 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never said I knew what what I was doing, I said I was going to do it anyways!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:33 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:53 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:58 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:59 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I am pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 15:02 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laxatives are the best cough suppressant.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 10:44 by Missy Comments (0)  


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