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   messageicon Hey Scientists: Less sheep cloning and More making our world look like The Jetsons. Chop chop beotches!
←Rate | 11-28-2012 12:01 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 23:51 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even when I'm home alone, I always lock the bathroom door. I've seen Zombieland. I'm not going out like that.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 17:30 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware: Things get pretty messy when you let a Snickers REALLY satisfy you...
←Rate | 12-05-2012 16:54 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn't invite me over.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 16:11 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mars Rover sends a signal to Earth from the edge of space and my cell phone cant go under a bridge without dropping a call? Screw you Sprint!
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:45 by Mimi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, if you piss me off, your balls will be, too.
←Rate | 02-14-2013 15:46 by Mimi Comments (0)  



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