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   messageicon can not believe Google.com banned the word 'gullible' from being entered in the search field!
←Rate | 06-02-2010 17:51 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking what is this world coming too?... I started to Google "Is it wrong", when Google started to fill in the suggested searches... Ah... well.... disturbing
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:14 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon the font smaller, or am I on acid??
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:56 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out that if you play a Justin Beiber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:31 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:37 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days
←Rate | 12-18-2010 08:38 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 00:41 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I could search Google for my car keys...
←Rate | 01-20-2011 23:28 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon got kicked out of bowling tonight for spiking the ball after I made a strike.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon changing my Facebook name to "Nobody", that way I can 'like' a stupid status and it will read "Nobody likes this."
←Rate | 02-28-2011 18:15 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon making Sunday my favorite day since Rebecca Black ruined Fridays.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 07:42 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I like smoking a pipe of sweet hemp.” – Abraham Lincoln
←Rate | 04-20-2011 07:35 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon the world is ending Saturday??? Oh well this is bogus, it was supposed to be December 21, 2012?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:13 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon so "Diet Pepsi" and "Diet Coke" are now linked to increased weight, diabetes, risk of stroke/heart disease and they ruin your taste buds.... Can we change the name now to just "Gross Tasting Drink"?
←Rate | 07-09-2011 09:07 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grandmother died and in the will she left me the whole farm!! only later did I realized it was on Facebook. Well played Grandmother, well played.
←Rate | 08-03-2011 19:44 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon In an effort to save the economy the Government will be downsizing the population. Soon it will begin eliminating all the ugly people. My eyes began to water and my heart dropped when I thought of you, hang in there my friend. Be strong.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 21:22 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Solution to fix the problems you have with the new Facebook setup* First click the down arrow upper right corner, then click "Account Settings", then go to "security", select "deactivate account", small form to fill out, then confirm. Then go outside.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 16:18 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook, please remove the instant "share" button. The newsfeed was no much cleaner when people were just too lazy to copy and paste.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:40 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I picked up a bad habit of reading text messages, and then verbally responding to them, and then putting my phone away.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:17 by MikeM Comments (0)  


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