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   messageicon more bars in more places.
←Rate | 02-17-2009 11:26 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon without me awesome is only aweso
←Rate | 06-15-2009 16:20 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon like superman just without the cape
←Rate | 07-26-2009 20:12 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretty sure it's what Jesus would have done...
←Rate | 08-19-2009 12:07 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart
←Rate | 08-19-2009 23:43 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone who says it's as easy as taking candy from a baby, has never tried taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 08-23-2009 23:05 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100% positive that he isn't sure!
←Rate | 09-08-2009 00:56 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves to go to Washington - if only to be near his money.
←Rate | 10-15-2009 08:27 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon gearing up for hot tub season!
←Rate | 10-24-2009 10:24 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how little I do in a day....I always feel like I could have done less.
←Rate | 11-09-2009 23:58 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Horse racing is just like NASCAR only slower.....and with poop.
←Rate | 11-27-2009 12:26 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the big deal with the 2 idiots that snuck in for a white house party for a couple hours? I can't turn on the news without seeing them. "W" pulled the same trick in 2000 and stayed for 8 years and he didn't get that kind of coverage!
←Rate | 12-01-2009 12:27 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."
←Rate | 12-04-2009 08:20 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have found that if you love life... life will love you back
←Rate | 12-12-2009 01:03 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone want to chip in and make a counteroffer to buy back Joe Lieberman?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 22:58 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
←Rate | 12-22-2009 10:28 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so now I have my coal in the pressure cooker....How long will this take?
←Rate | 12-25-2009 20:02 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon there are no shortcuts to any place worth going...
←Rate | 12-27-2009 23:54 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now is the time to get ready for 2010! Whatever your plans, write them out and map your way!
←Rate | 12-27-2009 23:56 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good wish changing nothing, one good decision changes everything!
←Rate | 12-28-2009 20:41 by Mike Comments (0)  


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