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   messageicon the closest thing we ever got to a 3D movie was my friends Donkey punching me while watching Rocky
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:18 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Steelers have enough Rings to become a Planet!!!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:03 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon you know your a Packer Fan when the bluebook value of your truck goes up and
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your a Packer fan when you consider your season a success by beating the 'Bears' and not by rings on your fingers
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:06 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon hoping for a Fergie Wardrobe Malfunction Today!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 16:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your a Packer Fan When Your Porch Collapses and it kills more than 5 dogs!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 16:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon checked in at Charlie Sheen's Bungalow
←Rate | 02-15-2011 20:49 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I meet a girl I always greet her with my left hand...I dont want her to meet the competition
←Rate | 02-15-2011 20:53 by migasjoe Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 22:08 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon time for those homeless people with will work for food signs to grab a shovel
←Rate | 02-23-2011 22:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the day I just had looking to go out tonight for a bender. The type of bender even Charlie Sheen would say "DAMN DUDE YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon this year more than any other I am hoping for a wardrobe malfunction on American Idol!!!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have one rule, if you're going to have sex in a port-a-pot, do it early in the day!!!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 21:22 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna go out and make a difference in the life of America's youth tonight!!! There is a lot of teachable amounts in the champagn room
←Rate | 03-25-2011 07:53 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else think Scotty from American Idol looks like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine???
←Rate | 03-25-2011 11:12 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Kids are looking at Google Earth...I told them when I was growing up my Google Earth consisted of a map, a push pin, and a post it note that said you are here
←Rate | 04-06-2011 21:37 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last fight me and my wife had was whether Tommy Boy was an Awesome Movie or Super Awesome Movie!!!!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 20:52 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
←Rate | 05-30-2011 11:06 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm tall dark annd handsome...when its dark, I'm handsome...btw...I'm really not tall either
←Rate | 06-01-2011 23:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


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