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   messageicon would like "Reasons I Don't Want To Be At Work Today" for $200, Alex.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 16:16 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOT being considered to be a judge on American Idol!
←Rate | 08-03-2010 19:42 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon realized that if no one can reach you.....you never have to waste time returning phone calls.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 23:54 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning on stuffing my turkey with Froot Loops - I find it is colorfully festive and fun for the kids!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 23:18 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon attempting to work the word "Flagrant" in to my conversations this afternoon as I just like saying it!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:51 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever since watching the SNL skit, I can never hear BOC's "Don't Fear The Reaper" without thinking - "Man, that song could use some more cowbell!"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 19:39 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"
←Rate | 12-15-2010 08:54 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon making my list and checking it twice due to early on-set senility!
←Rate | 12-15-2010 09:30 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon told my son today, "I believe every single word you say. It's when you put them together to form a sentence that I have an issue!"
←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:36 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon sooo not a control freak - I just happen to know what is best for everyone else and how they should be doing it!
←Rate | 01-03-2011 23:12 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon has come to realize that my job is like an episode of "LOST". Confusing, filled with a lot of interesting characters and just when I think I have it figured out - everything changes.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 13:06 by Maureen Comments (3)  


   messageicon wants to be Oprah"s secret half sister!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 00:13 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 22:49 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon would happily join one of these "occupy" movements, if only they were looking to occupy a Dunkin' Donuts.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 10:56 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 19:52 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know where I can return 10 Lords a Leaping without a gift receipt?
←Rate | 12-26-2011 19:37 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoys long, romantic walks to my fridge!
←Rate | 12-27-2011 13:46 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon - since it is the thought that counts...I'll just keep sitting here THINKING about being productive this evening
←Rate | 01-11-2012 20:40 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kia recalls 146,000 US vehicles - there are gonna be a LOT of angry hamsters!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 19:00 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found out that a "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Apparently, I'm not getting ready in a "jiffy" any more.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 10:39 by Maureen Comments (0)  


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