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   messageicon Since you clearly don't know the difference between Prince Charming and The Big Bad Wolf, I'm soo revoking your Disney Princess Fan Club Membership.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 16:40 by Mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want it sugar coated, go to Dunkin Donuts.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 16:41 by mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Juston Beiber is the AMA Artist of the year then I am the next Victoria Secret cover model.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 23:32 by Mari Comments (2)  


   messageicon I so wish my smoke alarm had a "STFU, I'm cleaning the oven setting".
←Rate | 11-28-2010 17:12 by Mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 12:32 by mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon my New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:36 by Mari Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate maybe getting the Crown Jewels, but I'd much rather Harrys jewels!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 08:45 by Mari Comments (0)  


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