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   messageicon Women don't like being told what to do unless they're naked.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:54 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to wake up Grumpy...now I just let her sleep!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 13:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wish Ted would just tell his poor kids how he met they're mother!!!"
←Rate | 09-12-2012 18:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon "My Uncle Jennifer is going to be on Jerry Springer tomorrow!"
←Rate | 09-13-2012 19:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 19:46 by MWC Comments (2)  


   messageicon You call me a Red Neck Back Woods Hillbilly, just because I go to the family reunion to find a date!...So be it!
←Rate | 09-14-2012 10:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know a lot of midget jokes, I'm afraid they will come back to bite me in the ass.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 18:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Whats the fastest way to make a woman pick cotton?" "Set the string on fire!"
←Rate | 09-17-2012 12:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon being home all day with my kids don't affect me at all. Now let me go tinkle on the potty before we go bye-bye to din-din I'm so hun-gee!
←Rate | 09-18-2012 16:04 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassador of sanitary pads.
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so broke, my bologna don't have a first name!
←Rate | 09-19-2012 12:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna have my testicles tattooed. Gonna name them sweet n low.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I am WONDER WOMAN ... I will wrap my head and wrists in foil, stuff my Bra, hike up my grannie panties, and I will wonder.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 12:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 14:30 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 19:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon After reading some of these jokes, I might have pulled something rolling my eyes.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 19:13 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
←Rate | 09-21-2012 08:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS...Its not!..It's about crabs.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 17:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "GOOD MORNING COFFEE"....Meet your maker!!!!
←Rate | 09-22-2012 09:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a Colt want to be when it grows up? A Bronco! Go Payton Manning
←Rate | 09-23-2012 10:14 by MWC Comments (1)  


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