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   messageicon hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon you better like this status or I'll post a old picture of you and really get some laughs
←Rate | 07-08-2010 07:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..
←Rate | 07-08-2010 20:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.
←Rate | 07-11-2010 11:24 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 17:12 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon wishes Lebron went to The Mets.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:39 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember the police are sort of like dogs, they usually don't chase you unless you run.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:30 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates when I wake up late for work and get ready in a hurry, then you realize its your day off. : (
←Rate | 07-22-2010 06:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon i bet you the first club was a barbershop.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 19:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Women are made to be loved, not understood."
←Rate | 07-28-2010 16:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you beat the odds , they all knew you could do it.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 09:13 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats dumber than being married to your best friend for facebook purposes??????
←Rate | 08-10-2010 17:43 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide
←Rate | 08-15-2010 11:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon smoking probable cause :D
←Rate | 08-15-2010 21:13 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
←Rate | 08-25-2010 17:31 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:40 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon make sure your wearing Deodorant when you reaching for the stars.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 18:31 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon sleeping on the bottom bunk when I was younger wasn't easy.....Its hard to sleep with a raincoat on.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 19:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 2011 New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my facebook friends.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 01:57 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Give me a scotch. I'm starving."
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:15 by L Comments (0)  


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