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   messageicon I head they found a stash of porn with Bin Laden, guess that would be considered "Weapons of mass-terbation
←Rate | 05-15-2011 19:52 by K-Mac Comments (1)  


   messageicon After the Rapture, can I have your car?
←Rate | 05-17-2011 17:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care if being apathetic is wrong.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think paper beats rock...Hold a piece of paper up in front of your face and I'll throw a rock at it.
←Rate | 05-26-2011 19:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have alzhiemers and get amnesia....Do you forget that can't you remember anything?
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:37 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can hear Wiener's pick-up line....."My bologna has a first name....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 20:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of people look up to me.....it's nice being tall.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 17:45 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a cialis caught in my throat...I've had a stiff neck for 36 hours
←Rate | 06-12-2011 07:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is now an Anthony Weiner action figure. I wonder if has the Kung-fu grip?
←Rate | 06-14-2011 09:38 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate those people that just stroll across the street like they are so important/cool and have no consideration for anybody else? I'm changing the sound of my horn to gunfire.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 18:15 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drove by a yard sale today. I know this because they had a child standing out front holding a sign that read "Yard Sale". Apparently they couldn't afford a stick.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 19:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all fun and games...unless there's cookies, then it's serious
←Rate | 06-18-2011 09:42 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 14:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, technology is getting out of hand for me. I was looking through a pair binochulars this morning and when I finished I looked for the button to turn them off.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 09:09 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I get older my fantasy hasn't changed, I still want two women at the same time, the only difference is......one cooking and one cleaning.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 00:01 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The time you REALLY wish you had a video camera is when somebody says, "Hold my beer and watch this".
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Microwave popcorn...my own personal fireworks noise.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not one to brag, but I deserve a medal. I just rescued a piece of cake that was trapped in the refrigerator.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 20:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had such a fantastic day, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 20:10 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next person that says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" is going to realize, "It's not my fist, it's the impact".
←Rate | 07-22-2011 08:40 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


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