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   messageicon I'm having such bad luck today, if I was in prison... Then today would of been the day I dropped the soap!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 17:01 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to own a horse to know what not to put in it!
←Rate | 02-22-2012 16:37 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wouldn't make her your wife.. Don't make her a mother!
←Rate | 02-29-2012 15:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah...... The irony of the London Olympics being sponsored by McDonald's and Coca - Cola
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six if you be the nine
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful
←Rate | 05-27-2012 14:10 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, they always want what they can't have!
←Rate | 06-03-2012 16:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definition of attention seeking.. Updating your Facebook status in capital letters!
←Rate | 06-04-2012 17:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents
←Rate | 06-12-2012 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?
←Rate | 06-12-2012 17:02 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when tramps sit next to cash machines and ask you for change, cash machines only give out notes. If you want change, go sit next to a pay phone!
←Rate | 06-13-2012 17:03 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever pushed a door that said pull?
←Rate | 06-20-2012 13:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Porn has ruined my life. My toilet is blocked and I'm too scared to call the plumber :(
←Rate | 06-25-2012 15:12 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm drinking coffee because people think you've got a problem if you drink vodka in the morning!
←Rate | 07-11-2012 12:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 17:28 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison
←Rate | 07-25-2012 14:12 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing more awkward then being 10 minutes into a porno and realizing there's no girls in it...
←Rate | 08-09-2012 18:36 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari
←Rate | 08-14-2012 15:29 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get, your already hard to want.....
←Rate | 08-19-2012 12:42 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


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