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   messageicon Dude, I'm not asking you to know pi to the 50th place, I'm asking you to know who's got right of way at a damn intersection!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:19 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call them "bullies." I call them "crusaders against childhood obesity."
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:20 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was in a Ross' today. Do they always look like they were just hit by an earthquake?
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:20 by Geoffrey B Comments (1)  


   messageicon They say curiosity killed the cat. Which is true, because "curiosity" is also what I nicknamed my shovel.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:27 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:02 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to give those Subway sandwich artists credit -- their works do look quite a bit like sandwiches.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:03 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:03 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 18:59 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had no idea Elton John married Matt Lauer?!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:52 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's really got his father's scalp.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:52 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they don't have Rogaine in England, huh?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:53 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to see Chaz Bono go to DC teach a few Democrats how to be a man.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:40 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  



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