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   messageicon if you wanna be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid..
←Rate | 04-01-2011 22:25 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon just seen two homeless people kissing so I screamed "Get a box!!"
←Rate | 04-01-2011 22:34 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The hardest part of the business is minding your own."
←Rate | 04-01-2011 22:36 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have to wake me up to ask to borrow something, the answer is hell no.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 19:51 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon umm I don't consider that a one night stand... That was a audition..
←Rate | 04-02-2011 19:53 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone throws a stone at you...Throw a flower at them,,just make sure its still in the pot ;p
←Rate | 04-02-2011 19:54 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "b" in the word "subtle" sure is dumb.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 19:57 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing laundry. nothing says "I love you" like clean underwear.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 19:59 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ohhh! who lives in the kitchen, chained to the sink? Sponge mom sweatpants!
←Rate | 04-02-2011 20:00 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going clubbing. ok, it's just to Sam's Club, but I'm trying to make it more glam.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 20:02 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon whiskey: the official beverage of the FML
←Rate | 04-02-2011 20:03 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refuse to jump on the 'I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:36 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said 'Laughter is a medicine with no side effects' obviously never pee'd themselves from laughing
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:37 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If politicians are the answer, then it must have been a damn stupid question
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:38 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎90 people have swine flu(H1N1), and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:39 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty Fry for a Rice guy.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:41 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out that if you bake ice cream it does NOT make ice cream cake
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:50 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Don't blame me, I voted for the white dude!
←Rate | 04-03-2011 01:01 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas" The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played
←Rate | 04-03-2011 02:49 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time" I see "Time to Beat"
←Rate | 04-03-2011 12:44 by Destiny Comments (0)  


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