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   messageicon I have no point.... I have a sharp knife tho, will that make up for it?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 14:22 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is the line _____ do me a favor and don't cross it.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 13:02 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!"
←Rate | 02-06-2012 16:09 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon sure that if I ever went to a psychologist, he'd tell me that ALL my personalities are fine...except my REAl one.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:23 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remove all the vowels from boys = BS, remove all vowels from females = FML
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:25 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful." -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:28 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing quite like the pang of disappointment you feel when you realize that you have pressed the wrong button on the vending machine as you stare at that damn granola bar instead of a hunny bun.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:34 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:01 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon That "dammit" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like "Now what do I do...?"
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♥ ♥ ♥ Heartworms ♥ ♥ ♥ Not as cute as they sound.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:34 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old lady..." I want them to worry, "I hope she's not armed..."
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:03 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their "mental status" in addition to each new status update.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:30 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get Amnesia, don't waste Thousands of Dollars taking me to a Psychologist. Just show me my Facebook account.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:40 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that proofreading is my worst enema.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:58 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that "Ignorance is bliss" is my personal motto because it hasn't steered me wrong and even if it has, how would I know?
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:00 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon refuses to swallow my pride. The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty calories.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:02 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was carrying groceries to the house the other night, when Justin Bieber played on my mp3 player. Had to bang my head on the trunk until my earphones fell out.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:29 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get a Jury Summons, I figure I can just send them a link to my Facebook page to get out of it.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:04 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a kind and generous person, except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:06 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  



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