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   messageicon wants to remind everyone it's not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off!!!
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:08 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
←Rate | 02-11-2010 05:39 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading a book....yea I know I was shocked too
←Rate | 04-29-2010 02:13 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Iron man is a superhero...iron woman is a command
←Rate | 07-11-2010 15:24 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what makes my friend more a loser the fact that I found a Rihanna's cd in his car or the fact that he always likes his own facebook status.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 15:49 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon is watching "according to Jim"...god definatly took the wrong Belushi
←Rate | 08-02-2010 19:14 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't trust girls with mustaches.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 09:13 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 19:51 by Chris Comments (1)  


   messageicon was looking through my wallet and found the condom I had in there has a hole poked in it...touche gas station attendant
←Rate | 08-24-2010 17:51 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for the fact that I had to pee, I'd never get out of bed
←Rate | 09-30-2010 14:55 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon expecting life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge at you because you're a vegetarian.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 14:14 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking back those D.A.R.E classes were really a waste of time
←Rate | 11-29-2010 16:35 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever keeps shaking the snowglobe.... "STOP!"
←Rate | 12-05-2010 14:14 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude instead of all these credit card companies sending me all these applications they should donate the paper to schools or something!
←Rate | 12-15-2010 11:34 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign says "Smoke Free" That's Good.. I hate the places that charge you to smoke!!!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:19 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just recieved my "Magic Jack" as seen on TV. It's important to listen and pay attention. Evidently this "Magic Jack" is some phone/internet crap!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 22:27 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lebron needs to start asking himself WWJD ( what would Jordan Do?)
←Rate | 06-12-2011 13:49 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tone Loc arrested for domestic violence, he shouldn't of drank that Funky Cold Medina!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 07:21 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earthquake- 1 ......my pants- 0 .....who knew that the earthquake would cause a mudslide.........
←Rate | 08-23-2011 15:41 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon The human race as a species is done. People are actually thinking Nicolas Cage is a vampire. Hooray for civilization.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 19:01 by Chris Comments (0)  



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