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   messageicon Sorry to say, but if you're celebrating Veterans Day by calling into work so you can stay home and play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, then you're doing it wrong.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 13:59 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I hear Sandusky's Santa application has been rejected...
←Rate | 11-17-2011 14:57 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I was in a car giving directions to a gay driver. Things got awkward when I told him to go straight.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 15:15 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 07:41 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I now know that asking "How 'bout those Packers" gets you a different response from gay men verses the straight ones.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 00:58 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I hear Jennifer Hudson sing "I am you, you are me...If you want it you got it..." Then I'm going to start expecting her Weight Watchers endorsement checks.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 10:03 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon While I do plan on checking out Malcom X for Black History Month, I am having a real hard time finding Volumes I-IX first.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 01:49 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Bay is changing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into aliens?! Doesnt that make them Teenage Alien Intergalactic Ninja Turtles, then? (TAINT)
←Rate | 03-20-2012 03:05 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Hologram Tupac, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Obi-Wan Kenobi was one of the best holograms of all time!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 04:46 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 03:22 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didnt share the same views!
←Rate | 08-03-2012 22:55 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. Talk about getting blindsided!
←Rate | 08-03-2012 23:00 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Stevie Wonder's wife didn't see that divorce coming...
←Rate | 08-04-2012 04:50 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oasis? Spice Girls? Fatboy Slim? I think the music director for the Olympics closing ceremony got ahold of my MP3 player from when I was in college 11 years ago.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 23:39 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♪♫ To the left, to the left. Laying on my side brings my nuts to the left ♫♪♫
←Rate | 08-29-2012 09:02 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing the aftermath of the hurricane, we should change its name from Sandy to Watery.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 12:02 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old I get, I always know that I'll have to mentally sing my ABC's to know which letter comes next.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 13:52 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Jehovas Witnesses: Happy 12:30am on a tuesday!!!
←Rate | 01-01-2013 00:35 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that becomes the beginning of Malcolm in the Middle?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 15:32 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I'm just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 04:48 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


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