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   messageicon I disliked Obama before it was cool.......Yes I did!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 14:31 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon Breaking News!!!!! Spongebob Square Pants found Dead in oil patch........
←Rate | 05-30-2010 09:38 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Top Hat, thenTop Kill, who's running the show; Carrot Top??
←Rate | 05-31-2010 19:24 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......
←Rate | 06-01-2010 09:26 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect must be earned by a sitting President these days.....
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 13:18 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I received a Jury Summons today, guess its better then receiving an Arrest Warrant???
←Rate | 06-16-2010 18:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:10 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricane Watch for south Texas, blame it on George W. Bush....
←Rate | 06-28-2010 13:23 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:53 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how many hot dogs Kobayashi sucked down in jail last night??
←Rate | 07-05-2010 08:46 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......
←Rate | 07-14-2010 09:34 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....
←Rate | 08-02-2010 10:29 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........
←Rate | 09-01-2010 09:55 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Western NY. For your own safety head to Ralph Wilson Stadium, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......
←Rate | 10-05-2010 07:48 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )
←Rate | 10-05-2010 15:52 by Bill Comments (2)  


   messageicon I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??
←Rate | 10-11-2010 10:49 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 11:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


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