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   messageicon Where would the world be without music?
←Rate | 11-11-2010 22:48 by @DonSixx Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just because we're friends on Facebook doesn't mean that I actually like you in »»real life««
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:16 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom who just learned what "lol" means, ROTFLMFAO. Sincerely, good luck with that one :]
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:17 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when she is wearing her apple bottom jeans, but she cant find her boots with the fur, and the whole club does'nt look at her
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:18 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the feeling when you're tired but you have better things to do than go to bed? I have it all the time.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:19 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them stuff in person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:22 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon We always hear: Ipod, Ipad, and Iphone, it would be nice to hear ILove you once in awhile
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:23 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who said, " nothing is impossible!" try nailing jello to a tree.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:24 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear periods, You are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, Girls
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:33 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls are pregnant...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:34 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment...When you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:40 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon rσsєs αrє rєd, víσlєts αrє вluє. díd чσu αctuαllч thínk í'd crч σvєr чσu? í tσld чσu í lσvєd чσu, чσu вєlíєvєd ít wαs truє. guєss whαt вαвч? чσu gσt plαчєd tσσ.♥
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:42 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again, Twilight made vampires uncool forever!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:44 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy: Hey babe wanna come over later and watch me play COD? Girl: Nah I have this thing.. Boy: What thing? Girl: A life. Boy:.....
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:46 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisins are just senior citizen grapes.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:48 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone had their daily dose of Douche-Juice today!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:48 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be strong, вєαυтιfυℓ , because things will get better. It may be stormy now, But ιт ¢αи'т яαιи fσяєνєя
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:50 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHY do people point at their wrist while asking the time? I don't point at my crotch while asking where the toilet is!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:52 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those filters in your head that tell you its a bad idea to say something. Yeah well, I think mines broken.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:55 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHEN I SAY "NO OFFENSE, BUT...." YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO OFFEND YOU.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:55 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  



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