love Funny Status Messages

   giving love a bad name

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off

   will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many!

   Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???

   the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..

   i would give you a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, then tell you that I will love you till the last one dies...

   asks: It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby".

   says, Love your enemies. It will confuse them!..

   A survey taken showed that 50% of people described sex as a "deep,meaningful,soul-bonding act of showing eternal love to your partner". The other 50% were men.

   can't help falling in love with you... maybe electroshock therapy will do the trick...

   make love, not babies.

   *The world is confused,if the love is blind, hw can it happen at 1st sight??

   Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant

   find that job you love and never work a day in your life

   The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!