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   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
←Rate | 05-21-2009 03:18 by JonathanMC Comments (0)  

   messageicon contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 05:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 02:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
←Rate | 03-26-2010 08:22 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 16:34 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(
←Rate | 03-31-2010 05:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)
←Rate | 03-31-2010 08:34 by Aussie Willow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)
←Rate | 04-01-2010 12:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2010 07:57 by Scott Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday
←Rate | 04-03-2010 00:08 Comments (1)  

   messageicon volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 12:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
←Rate | 04-03-2010 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:07 by michellesmith@live.ca Comments (0)  

   messageicon The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:08 by brink Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:20 by Grace WB Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!
←Rate | 04-04-2010 14:04 by Gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:21 by Tanner Comments (0)  


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