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   messageicon I was asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but I suspect it's some sort of pyramid scheme.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 06:26 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:02 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, they would have simply eaten the snake and left the apple alone!
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:37 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 11:47 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I don't need Anger Management, I need for people to not piss me off!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:01 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just killed a spider with my shoe. I don't care how big spiders are but no one steals my f*cking shoes!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 04:43 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a kind thought to all those born on February 29th: You've only got 1 year left to plan your birthday party :D
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:54 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own.
←Rate | 04-11-2012 21:41 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook suggested me and my ex should be friends. Thats like saying to Facebook 'I think you should be friends with Myspace'.
←Rate | 08-24-2010 07:13 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I took my ex out last night. It only took one punch :)
←Rate | 12-15-2010 04:58 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - - Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:31 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?
←Rate | 05-25-2013 03:34 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.
←Rate | 11-07-2010 18:16 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - My wife said she is going to leave me if I dont stop my bad habbits. I nearly choked on my toe nail.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:05 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - What do women and clouds have in common? Occasionally they f*ck off and it's a really nice day.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 10:17 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If round pegs fit in round holes, and square pegs fit in square holes, why isnt my c*ck shaped like an axe?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:20 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Bored? Go to Google and play with their logo, see if you can knock a circle off the screen with the mouse (excluding the top part) :D
←Rate | 09-07-2010 03:19 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 15:23 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:07 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


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