jcw Funny Status Messages

   the pope is in Israel with a sheikh and a rabbi. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!

   Breaking news: a massive earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale was just reported in south florida Don't be alarmed- it was just all of the heat bandwagon fans jumping off at the same time

   Don't you wish some people would start using glue instead of lipstick???

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!

   Unfortunately, these days being fake doesn't require any plastic surgery!

   A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

   Who are you and why do I have to read about your workout and eating routine every day on Facebook?

   And the worlds biggest fan of the band Bullet for My Valentine goes to... Oscar Pistorius!!

   Sleeping is so old school, there's no technology involved

   Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...

   Too bad NY was wasted on New Yorkers