imru Funny Status Messages

   There's a fine line between tan, & looking like you rolled in doritos.

   When I was little I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.

   Looks like somebody ate a bowl of b*tchflakes this morning.

   We were having too good of a time to worry about what would happen tomorrow.[Summer.oh10]

   - You gotta take some chances, You gotta risk it all, You gotta close your eyes,` &jump'; 'cause it might be worth the fall..