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   messageicon Just walked out of Wal Mart and thought to myself... "Wow, I've never seen it that empty with customers". Then it hit me... WrestleMania is on tonight.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 22:22 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's so much sexual tension in my apartment right now... I'm so tired of living alone.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 22:53 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's lonely at the bottom too.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 23:06 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when you call someone for ransom and they are rude and hang up on you? Dude, you just made me waste this quarter on this pay phone.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 22:14 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since I've never been married I like to refer my Wife Beater simply as a Peter Beater instead.
←Rate | 05-26-2012 07:09 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 08:40 by Trunk Monkey Comments (0)  



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