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   messageicon I serve my "fck you's" with a smile. It just has a better effect that way. Don't you think?
←Rate | 02-24-2010 12:22 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it..
←Rate | 03-23-2010 12:18 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......
←Rate | 04-05-2010 15:51 by Samir Momin Comments (3)  


   messageicon WHY DO OLD PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEY GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT YOUNG PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEIR DAYS ARE LIMITED....?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:22 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk...
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont you hate it when your busy everyone texts you but when your not, no one does....its like they know...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 11:39 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do you say when an atheist sneezes...?
←Rate | 03-17-2010 12:01 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get worried when I see a pattern on my multiple choice sheet....
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:27 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stick my leg out of my covers when its hot, but then I feel unprotected.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 15:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Dont Care If You're A Gangster, Pull Up Your Pants Please!
←Rate | 03-26-2010 16:11 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you....
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes he was a white crayon, so no one would use me...
←Rate | 10-10-2009 21:16 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon On relationship status they should have "is getting played by_____________"
←Rate | 03-10-2010 15:16 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 14:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I TOOK A DRUG TEST THE OTHER DAY AND THE TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. WHICH MEANS MY DEALER HAS SOME F*CKING EXPLAINING TO DO...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 16:12 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon Why Do Guys Cheat On Pretty Girls With Ugly Ones....?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 12:44 by Samir Momin Comments (7)  


   messageicon If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 18:14 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate....
←Rate | 03-16-2010 13:46 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply....
←Rate | 04-13-2010 18:24 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put a diaper on that mouth cuz you talk a lot of crap...
←Rate | 04-01-2010 13:11 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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